Squirrel Wars

Today's Palo Alto Daily News ran this story, "Girl attacked by Cuesta Park squirrel". A squirell...
These are dangerous times, my friends. America is being attacked from all sides - internally and from outside. It needs the current president with his unwavering faith in American ability to bulldoze its way out of the mess.
The best part of the story, " (the girl) spotted the squirrel eating the family's snack chips and attempted to retrieve the bag, which apparently sparked the attack." The girl is a hero. After all, you can't let the national snack go to the squirrels...